You know you're in India and lovin' it when...

You know you're in India and lovin' it when...

1. You see a sign in a kiddie park that says "Children under 10 years of age are not allowed to have a swinging time in this park."

2. You love it that the major mode of transportation involves something that only has 3 wheels.

3. They serve you a mini masala dosa with upma and masala tea on the domestic flights.

4. You spontaneously begin to shake your head horizontally in order to convey the message "Yes, yes" to others. Just like Ahila!!! HA HA HA HA (and yes, ahila, ducks ARE from the moon)

5. It's the highlight of your day whenever you realize that you don't have to shit in a hole. In other words, I've been able to avoid having to be a squat shitter!!! Ok, maybe that was too much information for some of you...

6. Here's a really fun one for me: You get to wear fresh Jasmine flowers in your hair everyday for only a penny! Who needs perfume?

7. You go to McDonalds and you order a Paneer Masala Salsa Wrap (as opposed to the McChicken Maharaja of course).

There may be more to come... stay tuned!